Ahoy, Mateys!

I'm Michele, your quirky captain navigating the stormy seas of toxic relationships. After years of self-research and self-help, I've learned a thing or two about dodging the douche canoes in our lives. From navigating tumultuous family dynamics and tricky friendships to dealing with toxic workplaces, I've been through it all.

I created Toodaloo Douche Canoe to share my journey and the lessons I've picked up along the way. This is not just a blog—it's a safe harbor for anyone seeking solace, laughter, and camaraderie. Here, we share our stories, laugh at the absurdities, and heal together through genuine connections and giggles that make your sides hurt.

Welcome aboard! Let’s sail these waters together, one laugh at a time.